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    No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls

    No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls
    Artist: Simple Plan
    Label: Lava
    Category: Music

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    Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars 805 reviews
    Sales Rank: 20878

    Format: Enhanced, Original Recording Reissued
    Media: Audio CD
    Discs: 1
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
    Dimensions (in): 5.6 x 4.9 x 0.4

    MPN: 83617
    UPC: 007567836172
    EAN: 0007567836172
    ASIN: B000060P79

    Release Date: March 19, 2002
    Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

    Tracks:

      • I'd Do Anything
      • The Worst Day Ever
      • You Don't Mean Anything
      • I'm Just A Kid
      • When I'm With You
      • Meet You There
      • Addicted
      • My Alien
      • God Must Hate Me
      • I Won't Be There
      • One Day
      • Perfect
      • Grow Up

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    Editorial Reviews:

    Amazon.com
    You can tell a lot about a band by the company it keeps. Simple Plan's close chums include Good Charlotte and Blink 182, giving one a fair hint of the sound the group's debut, though, judging by song titles like "I'm Just a Kid," "The Worst Day Ever," and "God Must Hate Me," it's clear these Canadian pop-punkers are aiming for a younger demographic still. Ignore the bikini-clad babes that festoon the sleeve--there's none of Blink 182's smutty double-entendres here. Frontman Pierre Bouvier writes about skipping school, crashing dad's car, and lusting after girls that don't know he exists. "Every day," he sob, "is the worst day ever." The music itself is far from glum. "I'd Do Anything" is a beaming Green Day-style chugger, while "When I'm With You" is a tale of obsession and heartbreak that owes more to the Go-Go's than Rancid. Seasoned punk fans will be put off by the excessive juvenilia, but the new wave should lap this up. --Louis Pattison


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    5 out of 5 stars Simple Plan: A Voice to Relate To   June 17, 2002
    Sarah Zibanejadrad (Georgia)
    15 out of 16 found this review helpful

    Simple Plan is a wonderful new band straight out of Canada (yes, that's right folks, blame Canada). Powered by teen-angst lyrics, a great melody and 5 good-looking guys, what's not to love? In songs like "I'm Just a Kid", their first single off of their debut album "No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls", the lead singer, Pierre Bouvier, sings about life as a kid whose not apart of the "in-crowd". He makes the listener feel as if "Hey, so maybe I'm not the ONLY un-popular person in the world"; he relates to the listener. In more heart-felt songs, like "Perfect", he sings about the pressures that parents can sometimes place on a child. With appearences by Joel from Good Charlotte and Mark Hoppus of Blink182, this cd will probably the best thing you bought for anyone, including yourself. So, if you'e feeling sorry for yourself, or you want to listen to an up-beat song with entertaining lyrics...go buy Simple Plan's new cd.


    1 out of 5 stars In a field of dictators, these guys are like Stalin, easily.   August 21, 2004
    El Reanimator-o (The CO)
    8 out of 8 found this review helpful

    Before my musical tastes went off the deep end completely around September of 2002, I remember my friends playing this in his car when we were driving up to the mountains.
    Now, pop punk is really a hit and miss thing.I LOVED Green Day as a young buck, and I could listen to Blink 182 and actually enjoy it. Then my roommate at the time got this CD I'm reviewing and kept playing it...
    To say "No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls" changed my outlook on music is severely inadequate to express my reaction to Simple Plan.
    Anyways, we were driving along and "I'd Do Anything" starts blaring through the 4x10". Normally, I'd hear my roommate start playing it and I'd put on my headphones and listen to something else. Simple Plan was really, just too simple of a plan for me to follow. But now it's thundering inside the car with the volume at 11 and I CANNOT ESCAPE IT. The album somewhat plays out...
    Simple Plan had finally shown me how far "mainstream" music has devolved, even since 1997. Within the period of 5 years, we've gone from "OK Computer" to THIS. (I'm not slagging "OK Computer", it is THE best rock album of the 20th century to me). Maybe I am getting older, but I faintly remember when even the clone bands actually had something going for them.
    I could go into how Green Day did this with more balls and skill more than a decade ago before they fell off the boat. I could go into how Blink 182 are a hundred times better than this at their laziest and greediest. I could go into how this is the weakest dillution of an already drastically weakened formula. I could say that not once did I even feel like I was being rocked. I could say that I wouldn't consider this CD fun EVER. Instead, I will say Simple Plan have finally made me respect hair metal. You can say that hair metal signifies some of the worst qualities in music and I would fullheartedly agree. I would then proceed to tell you that at least Vince Neil was snorting half his body weight in coke a month and Bret Michaels was banging half the females in Los Angeles WHILE probably doing his whole body weight in coke a night and they still kept going. Simple Plan just need to get their asses kicked by Northern Idaho skinhead punks.
    So after my encounter with Simple Plan that one September afternoon I proceeded to buy El-P's solo album "Fanastic Damage", Boards of Canada's "Geogaddi", and Godspeed You Black Emperor's "Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada". 3 completely different genres for sure, but any three of these CDs are lightyears beyond Simple Plan's comprehension. That's not saying much, as even Days of the New is probably beyond their comprehension anyways.
    So before I get REAL longwinded, maybe I should give Simple Plan credit in that their brand of music made me follow my own existing esoteric tastes even farther. But then I might as well say Pol Pot was an alright guy because he taught me communist regime inspired genocide was bad. There's no way in hell that's going to happen.



    1 out of 5 stars It's Just So Hard Being a Kid These Days   July 15, 2003
    Ian Robert Hrabe (Lawrence, KS)
    8 out of 8 found this review helpful

    You know, it's just so hard being a kid these days, and Simple Plan...well, wouldn't know. This is, of course considering that every member of the band is of or above legal drinking age in the states and has created a new kind of poseur status. No, I won't wave the "You're not punk" finger at these guys, maybe I will, it isn't punk rock if that is what you want to know, pure bubble gum pop with distortion, nothing more. Ok, back to the part about them being poseurs. Their lyrics are that of a 16 year-old's journal. If they were 16 years old I would understand, but a 21 year old singing about how tough it is when dad takes aways the car and grounds me, what does he care anymore, he can move out. The songs are about high-school romance and they've long since graduated, I think and I just find this absolutely hilarious.

    I could probably mistake this band for a group of 16 year olds now that I think about it. I was channel surfing and noticed that MTV had a "Behind the warped tour with Simple Plan" segment coming up and figured that I had to see that. It was too good. They all had their perfectly spiked hair, except for the bald guy, and acted like children that somehow stole instruments and decided to jump around a lot. Punk rock was bound to be exploited (no pun intended because the Exploited were a disgrace to punk rock) and I knew that this day would come. Hey, it has been coming for years and is now in full force with the new boy bands (following the demise of the likes of Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) complete with relationship confidentiality contracts. Throw in the goofy stage presence (i.e. Everyone jump on cue) and a rowdy group of underage girls and boys in Hot Topic fatigue and put Simple Plan on the mainstage but not for their talent.

    They need to live it up now because songs about "sneaking out of your parents house on Friday night" just won't fly when you're thirty, or twenty-five. How long will it last?...


    5 out of 5 stars Good Stuff   November 6, 2002
    Ron (Jersey)
    11 out of 12 found this review helpful

    If you like Blink 182, Sum 41 or Green Day, you really can't miss with this band. A solid first album with great hooks and nice harmony. Don't expect anything real deep, but fans of pop-punk should really enjoy this. Keep an eye out for another new band called Good Charlotte


    4 out of 5 stars Well-captured teen angst combined with catchy music   November 1, 2003
    Gary M. Greenbaum (Fairfax, VA USA)
    34 out of 43 found this review helpful

    Simple Plan captures nicely--and perhaps takes to extremes--the emotion felt by adolescents on the edge of adulthood, when it seems to them that the world is falling on them, that their lives are the worst ever lived, and that they are alone and stand little chance of establishing any emotional connection with anyone. Combine that with catchy melodies, good vocals, and a nice beat, and Simple Plan has come up with a, um, simple plan for talking to the darkness and insecurity that lurks in the heart of everyone from junior high through college age, and even older.

    Each of the songs takes the point of view of a lonely kid who has reached the edge of adulthood, only to find that things aren't all they were cracked up to be. It may be a kid who can't find or who has lost a girlfriend ("Addicted" or "Meet You There"), or who has entered the working world and feels the loss of childhood ("The Worst Day Ever")or whose parental relationships have frayed in bitterness ("Perfect" or "One Day"). But each kid is alone, without anyone to share his hurt, and without much ability to put his hurt into perspective, therefore such titles as "The Worst Day Ever" and "God Must Hate Me" (decried in some reviews) do sum up what the person is feeling--and what we sometimes feel in our hearts, however grown up we may happen to be.

    Contains two bonus tracks from the earlier version of the CD, which are songs much more juvenile than the others, "One By One", and "Grow Up" (the character doesn't wanna).

    Each song uses simple, often powerful language, to express the depression and angst. Yet, on balance, we feel that the characters are going to get past this. There is no sense that the kids are going to spiral downwards with drugs, crime, or other self-destructive behavior. The lonely kid will eventually find his girl, the kid bitter at his relationship with his parents will eventually find an adult relationship with them.

    Perhaps the most powerful song, though, interestingly, the fourth released as a single, is "Perfect", the song of a kid addressing his dad (most likely in his mind), and grieving over the formerly good relationship they had which has turned sour. The words are alternately bitter, sad, and hurtful, until at last the kid comes to terms with the fact that the relationship is gone, and all he can do is go on with his life despite his dad's disapproval of the way he's living it. It is powerful stuff, and perhaps a broader age range can relate to this particular song.

    Simple Plan has struck a chord with this CD. I suspect, though, that there is a limit to how far they can delve into teen angst with any degree of success. I await their second album (Spring 2004) with interest.


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