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Harmful If Swallowed (CD & DVD) | 
| Artist: Dane Cook
Label: Comedy Central
Category: Music
List Price: $15.98
Buy Used: $2.45
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Rating:  320 reviews
Sales Rank: 1813
Format: Enhanced, Explicit Lyrics, Live
Media: Audio CD
Discs: 2
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 5.4 x 4.9 x 0.5
MPN: 30017
UPC: 824363001722
EAN: 0824363001722
ASIN: B00009V7U2
Release Date: July 22, 2003
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
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| Tracks:
| • | Intro | | • | Parking Structure | | • | Umm, Helllllo? | | • | Car Accident | | • | Tire in the Face | | • | Would You Rather... | | • | Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard | | • | The BK Lounge | | • | Pregnant Lady | | • | Five Sisters | | • | Slip 'N' Bleed | | • | Speak 'N' Spell | | • | Operation - Monopoly | | • | Don't Tickle Me | | • | Bathroom | | • | Pranks | | • | Fuk and the Finga | | • | Just Wanna Dance | | • | Head | | • | Nightmare | | • | Hopped Up on the Q | | • | Not So Kool-Aid | | • | Pick a Number Please! | | • | Bonus Track! |
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| Customer Reviews: Read 315 more reviews...
 5 STARS?? HOW ABOUT 10!!!!! August 16, 2003
20 out of 22 found this review helpful
I first saw Dane Cook on Comedy Central like most people, and he won me over from the start. I immediately searched amazon to see if he had a comedy cd out. Once i saw "Harmful If Swallowed" was out i instantly bought it without hesitation.
The cd itself is absolutely hilarious!!! My favorite tracks are his rants on how uncool Kool-Aid is and the quiet pickles lady at the "BK Lounge" drive-thru. It's the best to listen to any time, anywhere. Especially when sitting in traffic, it'll put a big smile on your face. If anyone tries to cut you off you won't be cursing, you'll be laughing when u catch yourself saying "ummm... helllllooooo???!, ummm hiii???!!" as Dane points out on the cd.
I've demanded my friends to watch the dvd and every single one has cried from laughter. It's got an unedited version of his comedy central special, with ALOT of deleted jokes - which i was surprised were cut from the show b/c they are way too funny!! I, myself, can't sit through it without my stomach hurting by the end. Do yourself a favor and buy this cd/dvd combo. It's a great deal and the comedy never gets tired or old after a few plays! GO BUY IT!
Buy this if you want to nearly kill yourself... November 11, 2005
L. Wimberley (Berea, OH USA)
31 out of 40 found this review helpful
Seriously, if you get this cd and you don't preview it before you take it for a drive in your car, there is a likely chance that you will get into an accident from laughing so hard. I had to physically turn off my cd player in my car because I was laughing so hard in the first 8 minutes of the performance. NOT SAFE! Hahaha. But it's completely worth 10x the pruchase price, its one of the funniest cds I've ever heard. I'd kept hearing how funny Dane Cook is but I hate buying into hype right away so I wasn't in a rush to buy it. I'm sorry I waited. If you have ANY interest at all in the art form of COMEDY, buy this CD immedietly, but be forewarned about listening to it for the first time while driving... it's a hazard!
GIVING COMEDY A PUNCH IN THE FACE December 27, 2004
6 out of 6 found this review helpful
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED is Dane Cook's debut CD, but you may have already seen him perform on Comedy Central. This CD also comes with a DVD that includes the edited and unedited versions of his Comedy Central special, and his appearance on PREMIUM BLEND. Dane Cook is one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard. He tackles issues in modern America and the things that almost everybody goes through. He gets what most other comedians miss... he gets those akward moments that occur in everyday life and all of those stupid things that people do. He handles our obsession with car accidents, being late, nightmares, tickling, childhood dreams, harsh realizations, and other aspects of life. Some people may not think he is funny, but I think he is hilarious. He reminds me of those interesting conversations that you have with people, and I try to say that as non-homosexual as possible. You see all of those moments in your life that make you self-conscious, embarassed, or plain annoyed, and just laugh at them. You listen to all of his stories and the way he puts those unspeakable feelings into words. I think he is one of those great comedians that sticks out and has the ability to become one of the most famous people in Hollywood. I don't know when it is going to happen, but I can feel it coming. This CD has 24 tracks, and is one of the smartest purchases you can make.
I'm not sure it's possible to put this cd into words... July 25, 2003
Jodi Green (Hoffman Estates, Illinois USA)
6 out of 6 found this review helpful
Dane Cook is the funniest man alive. That sentence pretty much sums up my feelings on this cd. Old fans and new fans alike will not be disappointed by this re-release. Dane's jokes never cease to make me crack up and the bonus joke had me laughing so hard I almost crashed my car the first time I heard it. The dvd does not disappoint either. The un-edited, hour long version of the Comedy Central performance was hilarious. It was worth the wait to see the whole thing but they should have given a genius like Dane a full hour special to begin with. The cd/dvd combo is modestly priced so everyone should rush out and buy it immediately!!!
Going to buy it... October 12, 2006
Rican Chica (Las Vegas, NV)
4 out of 4 found this review helpful
I like to read user reviews before purchasing anything and I have to say, there aren't a whole lot here that I can really count on. You have two sides: those who LOVE Dane Cook and those who LOATHE him. The loathers of the group seem to think that all comedians should be insightful, political, have a real message. My love for comedy is complete. My tastes range from Dennis Miller, Lewis Black and George Carlin to Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Dave Atell. I LOVE TO LAUGH. That's all that matters. I'm not the most intelligent person in the world, nor am I the dumbest, but I don't think that liking Dane Cook lowers my IQ in any way. And something I found that I do with Dane Cook that I don't do with other comics...I repeat his jokes in my everyday life. His observations about everyday, random things are so dead on that when I come across those situations, I have to laugh and repeat a Dane-ism. If you don't like Dane Cook, fine. But don't belittle and disparage those who do. Everyone's tastes are different.
Those who LOVE Dane Cook are biased. Dane could do nothing but hum on his CD and they will think he's a "Genius". Do I think Dane Cook is hilarious? Hell yeah! Do I think he's the greatest comedian EVER? No. Do I think he's the funniest comic right now? I'd have to say...yes. I have watched Vicious Circle about 8 times in two weeks, so yeah; he's my comic of choice right now. And because of that, I will buy his CD/DVD's. I will buy his book coming out and I will buy Vicious Circle when it's released.
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