| My Humps | 
 enlarge | Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Label: Universal Import
Category: Music
List Price: $11.99
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Avg. Customer Rating:  30 reviews
Sales Rank: 178499
Format: Single, Enhanced, Import
Media: Audio CD
Discs: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 5.6 x 5 x 0.5
UPC: 602498872598
EAN: 0602498872598
ASIN: B000BQ7CB8
Release Date: November 21, 2005
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Condition: This item is BRAND NEW and factory fresh (sealed if applicable). This item is NOT returned or refurbished. May have store or price stickers affixed.
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Album Description
Third single to be lifted from their top selling album Monkey Business. Tracks, My Humps (Single Version), My Humps (Lil Jon Remix), So Real (Non LP Version), My Humps (Video). A&M. 2005.
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| Customer Reviews: Read 25 more reviews...
 Bring on the negative votes! (1 Freakin' Star) December 1, 2005
21 out of 33 found this review helpful
BEP's latest single, "My Humps", is an ode to the female body. The beat is...
Actually, forget it. All I'm going to say is - this is the most ridiculous and gimmicky song I've ever heard, in my entire life. Fergie has absolutely no business rapping. Point-blank, period. Somebody please bring back the real Black Eyed Peas.
This Song Belongs in the Dumps December 9, 2005
11 out of 18 found this review helpful
Don't spend your money, money
On these 4 dummy, dummies
This song is wack, wack
Just like crack, crack
I tossed this song in my trunk
My trunk, my trunk, my trunk
With all my other junk
Junk, Junk, Junk
Don't don't listen to "hump" no more
Leave, leave, leave it at the store
Skip, skip, skip it at all costs
If you don't, well, your loss.
It's amazes me how s1uts are praised and glorified in this modern world. If you get drunk off of some skank hoe's lumps and hump, be sure you'll be getting mumps, bumps, and some painful blisters.
Is this the Black Eyed Peas? December 16, 2005
11 out of 18 found this review helpful
I cant believe this is the same band that released their first albums before the weak "Elephunk" came out. Then they hired this talentless ho Fergie, and she destroyed them. Then she made a song about her ass. And yet the other three guys in the band cannot control it, because she made them all the money, got them on MTV and made them so mainstream that little children are walking around singing their songs. Its a disgrace to see that three talented guys were destroyed by some girl who cant sing.
You teenyboppers are too busy jerking off to the music videos that MTV feeds you to realize that this girl destroyed them. And then you say this is the best song ever made? Give me a break. It may be the worst song ever made. And it is even more pathetic that the girl was rapping. Ha! Ha Ha! Pathetic. So, yet another great band is destroyed by the lure of crappy MTV pop. Oh yeah... anyone who said this is the greatest song ever recorded should be stoned to death.
FINAL GRADE: 0/10
The type of song that Eminem will prove his theory right. January 31, 2006
11 out of 12 found this review helpful
This is not much of a review. But I'm expressing my OPINION here:
When Eminem and all his fellow "dope" rappers degrade women, the words, "sl*t, whore" and all other words used to describe female promiscuity will inevitably pop up.
The fact that the female body is created in a manner, that it can be used as a tool of exploition, especially for sinful male pleasures, can't-help-but-to-glue-your-eyes-to-some-parts, distractions and other indecent uses, are being put together subtly into this song called "My Humps", preferably the main two body parts, on the back and the front.
My point is, SOME females are WILLING to be used as exploition, deliberately behaving in that manner, evoking feminine wiles to males who can't help it. That is one of the reasons why Eminem disses females (I think). The (sad) fact is, most females, most notably from the entertainment industry are similar to this taboo.
"My Humps", not only speaks of the female body parts, also speaks of how the female herself doesn't mind being used as exploition, from the lyrics:
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these iceies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and Donna Karan
they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin fly , whether I ain't askin,
They say they love my a$$ `n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on datin'
Now keep on demonstrating.
Yup, it means that as long as she gets rewarded for this (in terms of riches), she won't mind driving the lusty males crazy by treating them to a joke or two, using her assets only females have.
This song has a very catchy, infectious and foot-tapping beat. One can't help but bop along to the song. Such a shame the lyrics are shallow and attention-seeking. I can't tell if this song's lyrics are more repulsive than Pussycat dolls' "don't cha".
*beats head into keyboard* February 19, 2006
11 out of 12 found this review helpful
This is the Worst. Song. Ever.
"My humps, my lovely lady lumps?" WTF BBQ, people. I haven't heard a more exploitative, filthy, and totally unredeeming song yet. And the club-ready vapid beats are catchier than hell, of course, meaning that this audio abortion will stick in your head just long enough to ensure that you're in a straitjacket by the end of the week.
Man, I always knew The Black Eyed Peas were pathetic but I didn't realize their goal was to outsuck the Simpson Sisters, Hanson, N'Sync, Lil' John, Gwen Stefani and 50 Cent combined. Mission accomplished, gents. This makes me wanna die.
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